The Break-Up

He’s gone (or going) and whether this is surprising or
not, it’s real.
He’s a shit!
For the next few weeks, nausea is your middle name.
You won’t be able to believe he can just ‘get on with it’
like that!
As a woman, we tend to ‘feel’ it first, right from the
outset.
It could take him a while longer… (weeks or months)
What we DON”T want to do, is to make it easier for him
to get over YOU.

In the event of a break-up, we will;

Think about what went wrong

Remember every word he said

Know everything he did wrong

Go over EVERY detail.

He will;

Drink (usually)

Hang with mates

Play Videogames

Surf, Golf, fish, punt, play footy or train (whatever it is he does)

And sometimes, start doing something he never did
when you were together!

He will usually try to AVOID thinking about it.
If he said he wants a break,

BREAK UP

He is just keeping you hanging while he’s having a look
at single life. It will TORTURE you and he is holding
ALL the cards…